Friday, October 28, 2011

As a Long October Comes to an End...

I figured we could all use a little fun after a relatively long week (or month!)One of my co-workers showed me this list today and it is too hilarious not to share.
Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It

1.       You Are Different and That’s Bad
2.       The Boy Who Died From Eating All of His Vegetables
3.       Dad’s New Wife, Robert
4.       Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5.       Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6.       The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7.       Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8.       Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9.       The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10.   Some Kittens Can Fly
11.   That’s it, I’m Putting You up For Adoption
12.   Grandpa Gets a Casket
13.   The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
14.   Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15.   The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16.   Strangers Have the Best Candy
17.   Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18.   You Were an Accident
19.   Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20.   “Pop Goes the Hamster!”…and Other Great Microwave Games
21.   The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
22.   Your Nightmares are Real
23.   Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24.   Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
25.   Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
26.   Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

While we are on the subject of slightly inappropriate subject matter, check out this amazing website I accidentally found while perusing this morning :]

Happy Friday!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Books With Bite!

It's that time of year! Werewolves and witches and vampires, oh my! I put this "Books with Bite" display up at the beginning of the month and it was a big hit! Everyone loves a good scare! :]








What scary book are you reading this year? An even better question to ask is what book are you gifting for All Hallow's Read?

Monday, October 17, 2011

Wizard of Oz Artwork!!



Ahh!!! I was perusing today and look at what I found!! I AM SO EXCITED!!


::flatlines::

Friday, October 14, 2011

Lost Voices


Lost Voices
By Sarah Porter


Fourteen-year-old Luce has had a tough life, but she reaches the depths of despair when she is assaulted and left on the cliffs outside of a grim, gray Alaskan fishing village. She expects to die when she tumbles into the icy waves below, but instead undergoes an astonishing transformation and becomes a mermaid. A tribe of mermaids finds Luce and welcomes her in—all of them, like her, lost girls who surrendered their humanity in the darkest moments of their lives. Luce is thrilled with her new life until she discovers the catch: the mermaids feel an uncontrollable desire to drown seafarers, using their enchanted voices to lure ships into the rocks. Luce possesses an extraordinary singing talent, which makes her important to the tribe—she may even have a shot at becoming their queen. However her struggle to retain her humanity puts her at odds with her new friends. Will Luce be pressured into committing mass murder?

Luce has hard life, she tries her best to fly under the radar and keep away from her abusive uncle as much as she can. Unfortunately, Luce is unable to stay invisible for long and she is abused to a breaking point and she decides to leave her "before" life forever. As she is running Luce falls and plummets off a high cliff into the icy water below. Instead of dying, however, Luce starts to transform. Soon after she is found by a group of mermaids that explain that she is a mermaid as well and has been turned into one because of the horror she experienced in her life as a human.

Luce begins learning the ways of the mermaid life and finds that she has one of the most beautiful voices any of the mermaids have ever heard. This is both a great compliment and a source of anxiety for Luce as a mermaids voice is also her weapon. Part of the mermaid lifestyle is to sing their beautiful song, making ship passengers become enraptured so they crash or fall to their death. Luce doesn’t want to hurt anyone but she fears rejection from her new family so she faces a very hard choice on how to live her new life.

This novel is a new twist on a somewhat warped coming of age story. Luce begins finding herself after a traumatic event spirals her into what she believes is a point of no return. A refreshing difference in this novel is that there is no romantic relationship; it is not a story that centers on a romance. Instead, the relationships are between the girls in the mermaid tribe and many characters are fleshed out enough that you learn to appreciate their individual characteristics. Sarah Porter’s debut novel is the first in a very promising new series; I can’t wait to see how Luce’s choices in Lost Voices affect her new life as a member of the mermaid tribe.
Rating: 4 out of 5