Friday, October 28, 2011

As a Long October Comes to an End...

I figured we could all use a little fun after a relatively long week (or month!)One of my co-workers showed me this list today and it is too hilarious not to share.
Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It

1.       You Are Different and That’s Bad
2.       The Boy Who Died From Eating All of His Vegetables
3.       Dad’s New Wife, Robert
4.       Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5.       Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6.       The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7.       Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8.       Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9.       The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10.   Some Kittens Can Fly
11.   That’s it, I’m Putting You up For Adoption
12.   Grandpa Gets a Casket
13.   The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
14.   Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15.   The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16.   Strangers Have the Best Candy
17.   Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18.   You Were an Accident
19.   Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20.   “Pop Goes the Hamster!”…and Other Great Microwave Games
21.   The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
22.   Your Nightmares are Real
23.   Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24.   Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
25.   Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
26.   Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

While we are on the subject of slightly inappropriate subject matter, check out this amazing website I accidentally found while perusing this morning :]

Happy Friday!


  1. This is Matt :D

    I'm at my mom's work after the storm and I just looked at your blog, this post made me laugh.

    This storm sucks pretty bad, no power or hot water until Monday according to CL&P. Hopefully we can see our favorite librarian soon.

    Stay warm! Don't let Cordelia & Celia go to Narnia... it's already cold enough

  2. I am missing you kids! Glad you're safe, hope to be back to school soon! :)